Conversations with Robert (and Kieran)

[mrstotten]

Kieran and Robert were discussing mountain bikes (for context Kieran is my 8 year old brother in law, technically Robert's 'uncle' and yes he actually calls him uncle despite being only three years his junior)

Robert - But why do you want a mountain bike Uncle, Ben 10 bikes are cooler
Kieran - Cos with a mountain bike I could climb mountains
Robert - But why do you want to climb mountains
Kieran - Cos it would be cool
Robert - I don't want to climb a mountain, unless, can I push someone off when I got to the top
Kieran - Don't be stupid Robert, you can't push people off mountains
Robert - Why?
Kieran - Duh!!! Cos they'll die and you'll be grounded for at least a year!!!