who is the big spoon/little spoon they dont like spoons, Edward is jealous of the sparkles what is their favorite non-sexual activity Bella likes not eating, moping and looking depressed, Edward loves watching Bella do all those things who uses all the hot water in the morning Edward it takes a long time to take the smell of Jacob and the other werewolves come off him before Bella notices. what they order from take out babies what is the most trivial thing they fight over Werewolves and their annoying muscles. who does most of the cleaning Em Bella cos she likes things that make her sad? what has a season pass in their DVR Edward he makes her sit and watch old histoticals about people who died after throwing themselves of cliffs and dying of consumption who controls the netflix queue Bella to watch Buffy and Dracula and remind herself what real men vampires look like who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working noone, they snuggle close and tell themselves that their love is stronger than cold. (and then they use it as an excuse to call over Jacob to *ahem* heat them both up who steals the blankets Edward throws them on the ground cos again, good excuse to call Jacob who leaves their stuff around Jacob, might as well they both prefer him with no clothes anyway who remembers to buy the milk Jacob who remembers anniversaries Well Jacob remembers the day he first realised that fucking a vampire in the ass would allow him to finally see his true love sexually excited. (point of note, bella sexually excited doesn't look that much different from Bella any other time, too much emotion is a waste of valuable....something)
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Date: 2012-01-27 04:07 pm (UTC)what is their favorite non-sexual activity Bella likes not eating, moping and looking depressed, Edward loves watching Bella do all those things
who uses all the hot water in the morning Edward it takes a long time to take the smell of Jacob and the other werewolves come off him before Bella notices.
what they order from take out babies
what is the most trivial thing they fight over Werewolves and their annoying muscles.
who does most of the cleaning Em Bella cos she likes things that make her sad?
what has a season pass in their DVR Edward he makes her sit and watch old histoticals about people who died after throwing themselves of cliffs and dying of consumption
who controls the netflix queue Bella to watch Buffy and Dracula and remind herself what real
menvampires look likewho calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working noone, they snuggle close and tell themselves that their love is stronger than cold. (and then they use it as an excuse to call over Jacob to *ahem* heat them both up
who steals the blankets Edward throws them on the ground cos again, good excuse to call Jacob
who leaves their stuff around Jacob, might as well they both prefer him with no clothes anyway
who remembers to buy the milk Jacob
who remembers anniversaries Well Jacob remembers the day he first realised that fucking a vampire in the ass would allow him to finally see his true love sexually excited. (point of note, bella sexually excited doesn't look that much different from Bella any other time, too much emotion is a waste of valuable....something)