whee whizz and polar bears

10 things that show you have a 3yr old.

 

1)      It is not an unusual occurrence to find CD/DVD’s posted in your video recorder

2)      You know every word to the theme tunes of Little Einstein/Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

3)      You don’t think Claude is a strange name for a polar bear

4)      The W button on your laptop doesn’t work because there is melted chocolate beneath it

5)      You bore everyone within a 12 mile radius with the cute story of how he came in and gave you a CBD for your birthday (It was a Duffy CD)

6)      Your once packed social calendar now consists of dr’s appointments, nursery meeting and smarty parties

7)      The majority of the films you watch have singing crabs/dragons/teapots in them

8)      There is someone in the house with a wardrobe twice the size of yours and you consider hairdressing appointments/facials/new clothes treats for your birthday

9)      You now drink fizzy drinks out of your good wine glasses cos hey they might as well get used.

10)   Your mind can be turned to mush, your will to putty and your brain to goo with the the words, but I loves <i>you</i> best mummy.