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mrstotten ([personal profile] mrstotten) wrote2010-03-11 09:25 am

Ok, when your child discovers and embraces logic........

...... it is time to give up.

He was eating a sandwich today and has a thing about eating the crusts.

Wee Robert : "Here mummy." *places two soggy crusts on my lap*
Me : "No sweetie, mummy doesn't want them, but thank you for sharing." *Tries to hand back sodden crusts*
Wee Robert : "I'm not sharing, you need to put them in the bin."
Me : *adopts stern mummy voice* "No darling, it is your rubbish, you need to put them in the bin."
Wee Robert : *stamps foot* "But why? I want you to do it."
Me : "Because you're a big boy now."
Wee Robert : "You're bigger."

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