Meme

[mrstotten]

Stolen from veritas_st to distract me from the storm that is scaring the crap outta me.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

If you're lucky I might write a drabble too.

Comments

[mrstotten.livejournal.com]

who is the big spoon/little spoon they dont like spoons, Edward is jealous of the sparkles
what is their favorite non-sexual activity Bella likes not eating, moping and looking depressed, Edward loves watching Bella do all those things
who uses all the hot water in the morning Edward it takes a long time to take the smell of Jacob and the other werewolves come off him before Bella notices.
what they order from take out babies
what is the most trivial thing they fight over Werewolves and their annoying muscles.
who does most of the cleaning Em Bella cos she likes things that make her sad?
what has a season pass in their DVR Edward he makes her sit and watch old histoticals about people who died after throwing themselves of cliffs and dying of consumption
who controls the netflix queue Bella to watch Buffy and Dracula and remind herself what real men vampires look like
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working noone, they snuggle close and tell themselves that their love is stronger than cold. (and then they use it as an excuse to call over Jacob to *ahem* heat them both up
who steals the blankets Edward throws them on the ground cos again, good excuse to call Jacob
who leaves their stuff around Jacob, might as well they both prefer him with no clothes anyway
who remembers to buy the milk Jacob
who remembers anniversaries Well Jacob remembers the day he first realised that fucking a vampire in the ass would allow him to finally see his true love sexually excited. (point of note, bella sexually excited doesn't look that much different from Bella any other time, too much emotion is a waste of valuable....something)

[veritas-st.livejournal.com]

OMG

I AM DYING!!!!!!!!

[nachekana.livejournal.com]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. That being said, the result was worth the wait. Surprise!ass-fucking!Jacob is always a nice bonus.

"who does most of the cleaning Em Bella cos she likes things that make her sad?"

Also, it's canon : that's pretty much all she does in most of the first book of the Twilight series : cleaning and cooking (and considering how she is so much more special than any other adolescent that ever lived ever in the whole universe).

[the-last-shadow.livejournal.com]

OMG, OMFG! This was the best! I'm laughing so hard right now.